August 2012
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When they announce the Olympic athelete is over 18
howdoisciencethisproperly:
1 tag
So it just rained for a few minutes.
A lot of people think I’m weird for liking to go out into the rain and get soaked. I really wanted to just now >.>
I'm gonna start screaming, "OEDIPUS!" instead of...
miikan:
jakenglishsexual:
ahabschesthairs:
grownupgardengnostic:
…wait whats the joke?
have you ever read oedipus rex? its a greek tradgedy.
He was the FIRST motherfucker.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHGUDHACFarfsfgjsdkf literature jokes high 5
July 2012
3 tags
3 tags
Watchyourroyalpenis:
fwips:
cosmicheart:
ninefoldgoddess:
How To Correctly Serve a Watermelon
The more you know…
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD
oh myu god THE SoUnDS ITS MAKING
I think Hannibal Lecter made this video.
The second I left my seat in the library to get...
howdoisciencethisproperly:
Completely worth staying up late.
Watchdxb13:
steadymyheart:
How to Correctly Make French Toast
Part of me is crying.
Part of my is laughing.
I legitimately do not know why I think these are so funny.
4 tags
4 tags
Finals week over the years
howdoisciencethisproperly:
Freshman year:
Sophomore year:
Now:
3 tags
Call Me Maybe starts playing on the radio
me: oh my god not again
me:
me: I THREW A WISH IN THE WELL DON'T ASK ME I'LL NEVER TELL
Going back home is so boring.
There’s NOTHING to do here. -_-;
WHEN SOMEONE ASKS ME TO SHOW THEM SOMETHING ON THE...
youmightbeanengineeringstudentif:
WHENEVER I TRY TO HELP SOMEONE
youmightbeanengineeringstudentif:
WHEN I'M WORKING ON PROBLEM SETS
whatshouldwecallengineering:
Hour 1:
Hour 2:
…
An hour before it’s due
teacher: what your email so I can send you the notes for class?
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me: tastybitch69@hotmail.com
When the easiest test of the year still rapes you
howdoisciencethisproperly:
Trying to round your answer to fit the solution
howdoisciencethisproperly:
Seeing everyone else turn in homework
howdoisciencethisproperly:
…that you didn’t know about
Anddd that’s how I got a D in Orgo1.
Spotting a friend on the first day of lecture
howdoisciencethisproperly:
My roommate and I are DYING right now XD
When someone asks a question at the end of class
howdoisciencethisproperly:
Waking up late
howdoisciencethisproperly:
If there’s a test:
Any other day:
When it finally compiles
howdoisciencethisproperly:
Walking out of a test first
howdoisciencethisproperly:
Pretty much every time >.>
“The trick, kiddo,” his mom replies slowly. “Is finding someone who complements...”
– One of my favorite sentences I’ve ever found in a fanfic. (x)
wingaardiumlevi0sa:
there were 7 billion pieces of biodegradable confetti, to represent each person in the world.
out there, in London, in the Olympic Stadium, there is a piece of biodegradable confetti dedicated to me.
“Every constitution, then, and every law, naturally expires at the end of...”
– Thomas Jefferson, co-author of The U.S. Constitution
Watchwhatiwishyoukneww:
denisus:
glitterandnightmares:
exhale-reality:
liikeab0ss:
EVERY GIRL NEEDS TO WATCH THIS
Every single girl who see’s this on their dash… WATCH IT.
real talk. i support 100% what this girl is saying.
this almost has 45,000 notes…shit
this just, oh i really need to try to think like this. everybody should
this is an amazing video. seriously one of the best...
