When they announce the Olympic athelete is over 18
So it just rained for a few minutes.
A lot of people think I’m weird for liking to go out into the rain and get soaked. I really wanted to just now >.>
I'm gonna start screaming, "OEDIPUS!" instead of...
miikan: jakenglishsexual: ahabschesthairs: grownupgardengnostic: …wait whats the joke? have you ever read oedipus rex? its a greek tradgedy. He was the FIRST motherfucker. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHGUDHACFarfsfgjsdkf literature jokes high 5
yourroyalpenis: fwips: cosmicheart: ninefoldgoddess: How To Correctly Serve a Watermelon The more you know… WHY AM I LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD oh myu god THE SoUnDS ITS MAKING I think Hannibal Lecter made this video.
The second I left my seat in the library to get...
Completely worth staying up late.
dxb13: steadymyheart: How to Correctly Make French Toast Part of me is crying. Part of my is laughing. I legitimately do not know why I think these are so funny.
Finals week over the years
howdoisciencethisproperly: Freshman year: Sophomore year: Now:
Call Me Maybe starts playing on the radio
me: oh my god not again
me: I THREW A WISH IN THE WELL DON'T ASK ME I'LL NEVER TELL
Going back home is so boring.
There’s NOTHING to do here. -_-;
WHEN SOMEONE ASKS ME TO SHOW THEM SOMETHING ON THE...
WHENEVER I TRY TO HELP SOMEONE
WHEN I'M WORKING ON PROBLEM SETS
whatshouldwecallengineering: Hour 1: Hour 2: … An hour before it’s due
teacher: what your email so I can send you the notes for class?
When the easiest test of the year still rapes you
Trying to round your answer to fit the solution
Seeing everyone else turn in homework
howdoisciencethisproperly: …that you didn’t know about Anddd that’s how I got a D in Orgo1.
Spotting a friend on the first day of lecture
howdoisciencethisproperly: My roommate and I are DYING right now XD
When someone asks a question at the end of class
Waking up late
howdoisciencethisproperly: If there’s a test: Any other day:
When it finally compiles
Walking out of a test first
howdoisciencethisproperly: Pretty much every time >.>
The trick, kiddo,” his mom replies slowly. “Is finding someone who complements...– One of my favorite sentences I’ve ever found in a fanfic. (x)
wingaardiumlevi0sa: there were 7 billion pieces of biodegradable confetti, to represent each person in the world. out there, in London, in the Olympic Stadium, there is a piece of biodegradable confetti dedicated to me.
Every constitution, then, and every law, naturally expires at the end of...– Thomas Jefferson, co-author of The U.S. Constitution
whatiwishyoukneww: denisus: glitterandnightmares: exhale-reality: liikeab0ss: EVERY GIRL NEEDS TO WATCH THIS Every single girl who see’s this on their dash… WATCH IT. real talk. i support 100% what this girl is saying. this almost has 45,000 notes…shit this just, oh i really need to try to think like this. everybody should this is an amazing video. seriously one of the best...