All the Buddhas of all the ages have been telling you a very simple fact: Be —...– Osho (via lucifelle)
popcornmassacre: ugh summer look at my awful tan line
This is the Best GIF Ever
pleatedjeans: When you walk out to your car and realize you forgot your keys: When the power is out and you go to turn on a light switch: When you get to school and realize you forgot your homework: When you walk into a room and forget why you’re there: When you walk down the aisle and realize you forgot the wedding rings: When you hit your head on a low beam: When a mosquito...
When someone says I'm too drunk
whatshouldbetchescallme: And I’m just like
Yes, please boycott Oreo for their support of gay...
silentdanger asked: heyy freshman aren't that bad haha :)
When the summer freshmen are walking around campus...
Anonymous asked: You said your friend Eric is swimming? Eric who if I may ask?
before I shower: ugh fuck it i'm too lazy and i don't want to shower ill do it later
when I'm in the shower: sweet jesus christ what is this magical fuckery this is the most relaxing thing ever it's like a vacation in my own bathroom so warm so magical this is holy water that's been blessed by god himself i never want to leave this spot as it wraps its pleasuring waters or warmth around my body
lizziesolovely asked: aww thanks ^_^
lizziesolovely asked: you're so welcome! i like your blog :)
lizziesolovely asked: hey! is your icon picture of you? if so youre very handsome (:
You know what I don't get?
People protesting funerals. For example, Westboro Baptist protesting army funerals. Like. No, you’re not supposed to have died! Come back to life so you can fight for the country more, damnit!! I mean….wut?
pizzaforpresident: OH MY GOD My boss just texted me asking to come into work at 4:30 in the morning and I threw my phone down and was like “you’re such a faggot I fucking hate you” and then I heard the Siri confirmation noise and I picked up my phone and