When a guy stretches and ALL you see is their...
Magikarp Inspires Me.
blazingblyde: smichmoo: my knee just went numb
LGBT Laughs: I have this conversation almost every... →
lgbtlaughs: Guy at bar: Can I buy you a drink? Me: You can, but I’m gay so it’s not going to get you very far. Guy: You’re a lesbian?! Really? Me: Yes. Guy: Are you sure? You don’t look like a lesbian. Have you ever been with a guy? Me: I’ve made out with them, and since I didn’t like that I really don’t…
because nerds like us are allowed to be unironically enthusiastic about stuff…...– john green (via heatherleighann) (via loverwife) (via herbutterflykisses) (via catatonia) (via norestdear)
Well that isn't good.
I was just brushing my teeth and apparently some part(s?) of my gums is/are bleeding. >.>
The unreal is more powerful than the real, because nothing is as perfect as you...– Chuck Palahniuk (via predestinedsentiments)
autumnreverie: peppermintuniverse: itsnotleviosaaa: for two days: yesterday: today: accurate ^ Pretty much exactly this.
When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself...– God Bless Drag Queens (via iwannaseeyourpeacawk)
Shields of Paper: Tumblr people, please read this: →
flyingsoloflyingfree: aliceihavebeen: Whenever disaster strikes, tumblr has always been good about spreading the word and raising awareness.. but it seems like all is silent right now when it should be loud. People in Mississippi and Alabama are suffering from the worst tornado damage… It’s in Georgia, too. At least 7 confirmed dead and the storms are still going.