triapus:

OLD MAC DONALD HAD A FARM…

triapus:

OLD MAC DONALD HAD A FARM…

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(via angstromsaway)

jeffreycaluag:

"Anaconda" - Nicki Minaj 

Choreography by: Jeffrey Caluag & Dimitri Mendez

(via his-panicking)

professionalpuddlejumper:

subjectnumber32:

outerlabia:

fpti:

earlygr4ves:

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

jesus christ

they’re calling to mother for food

F  E  E  D

philmill the pool would be even an even worse place with these monstrosities 

professionalpuddlejumper:

subjectnumber32:

outerlabia:

fpti:

earlygr4ves:

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

jesus christ

they’re calling to mother for food

F  E  E  D

philmill the pool would be even an even worse place with these monstrosities 

"So many people glorify and romanticize “busy”. I do not. I value purpose. I believe in resting in reason and moving in passion. If you’re always busy/moving, you will miss important details. I like the mountain. Still, but when it moves, lands shift and earth quakes."

Joseph Cook   (via fragilis)

(Source: jnc-ink, via theacappellaengineer)

physicswithbalzer:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for

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thanks

Well, they’re not wrong.

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via chemistry-and-jesus)

destiel:

trying to make a situation better and accidentally making it a worse
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(Source: scottish, via alchemyisfun)

fadeintocase:

rambling-insanity:

fadeintocase:

I don’t understand how people can shower in like five minutes I mean I can go as fast as I can I still have to shampoo my hair and condition my hair and scrub myself and shave and cut myself shaving and use the blood in my summoning of the dark lord then travel to another dimension to ward off my enemies then come back and dry off how do you do that in five minutes

2 in 1 shampoo/conditioner

FUCK

OF COURSE

(via squidget13)